Month: October 2016

As I sat in the dentist’s chair, I prayed emphatically to God. It was one of my most.sincere.prayers.ever. “God, when I die, please, please, please let it feel like this. This shit feels amazing.” Y’all, nitrous oxide is the truth. The whole truth. And nothing but the truth. So help me God. I have never … Continue reading Prayers… and Pumpkin Bars w/Chocolate Chips and Hazelnuts

  My house currently looks like why? how come? and it’s not right. If my grandmother were still alive she would proclaim that this house belongs to someone who don’t know Jesus. The other day I made sandwiches and broccoli for dinner. After 7pm. Or was it 8? Can’t even recall. I could french braid my armpit … Continue reading Permission to be Imperfect (aka Human)…and Gingerbread